C-Span

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.

Why can't more people watch C-Span?

by Clutterofmass March 17, 2019

C-Span

The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.

As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."

I didn't get any sleep -- my roommate and his girlfriend had C-Span on all night long.

by Sturdypants April 24, 2007

C-span

Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!

"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"

by FocusOnWhatIsSaid,NotWhoSaysIt March 04, 2010

c-span

Channel where Congressional hearings are shown!!!

C-span is awesome!!!

by bryan March 24, 2005

C-SPAN Challenge

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

by thee-emster February 24, 2020

the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019