C-span 

Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!

"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"

C-span by FocusOnWhatIsSaid,NotWhoSaysIt March 4, 2010

c-span 

Channel where Congressional hearings are shown!!!

C-span is awesome!!!

c-span by bryan May 13, 2005

C-Span 

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.

Why can't more people watch C-Span?

C-Span by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019

C-Span 

The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.

As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."

I didn't get any sleep -- my roommate and his girlfriend had C-Span on all night long.

C-Span by Sturdypants May 15, 2007

C-SPAN Challenge 

The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.

I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.

C-SPAN Challenge by thee-emster February 23, 2020

the c-span special 

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

the c-span special by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019

c-spannin

This refers to when people are arguing politics... Coined by our good friend Dave Vassallo...

Bush did this...Kerry is a....

c-spannin by edge November 26, 2004