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Definitions by Clutterofmass

Gen Alpha brainrot that has no...

Wait, I think I discovered the meaning.
67.
6 x 7.
42.

It was a clue that led back to 42.
67 IS THE CODE TO THE MEANING OF LIFE!
Ordinary adult: Hey, so I think I'm coming up on 67% of my-
Child: SIX SEVEN
Ordinary adult: what
Enlightened Individual: The child has found out the truth. She must be kept in containment.
67 by Clutterofmass May 29, 2026
Gen Alpha brainrot that has no...

Wait, I think I discovered the meaning.
67.
6 x 7.
42.

It was a clue that led back to 42.
67 IS THE CODE TO THE MEANING OF LIFE!
Ordinary adult: Hey, so I think I'm coming up on 67% of my-
Child: SIX SEVEN
Ordinary adult: what
Enlightened Individual: The child has found out the truth. She must be kept in containment.
67 by Clutterofmass May 29, 2026
The thing that’s on Waluigi’s hat
Mario: “Well what’s-a this Waluigi left-a behind on my door?”
Luigi: “Looks to be Ge (Г).”
Mario: “You can’t just-a call people gay like-a that, Luigi! It’s a not the 20th Century!”
Luigi: “But that’s-a literally the name of the letter.”
Г by Clutterofmass June 28, 2024
The result of circumcising a frog in your anatomy class
Dr. Marcus: Okay, you can take your frogs out... wait, why do I see some already loose frogskin?
Kyle: I heard the frog was Jewish.
frogskin by Clutterofmass February 6, 2024
Kremlin Occupied Government. You know the conspiracy theorists claiming about countries being taken over by secret Jewish rule called ZOGs (Zionist Occupied Government)? Well this is like that, but instead of Netanyahu, it's Putin.
Reporter: Emmanuel Macron has won the election in France, defeating Marie Le-Pen.
Viewer: Good to know that France has not become a KOG.
KOG by Clutterofmass December 31, 2023

Gay Marriage 

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.
I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.
Gay Marriage by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023
1. Last letter of the alphabet.
2. Sleep
3. A grade so bad you'll wish you were never born.
4. The modern Swastika thanks to Russia.
(sends a z to a group chat to indicate he's going to sleep)

American: I too should catch some z's. Good night!
Eastern European: We'll make you eat those words with Ukrainian gunpower as you watch Russian snuff films.
Z by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023