C.O.W.
Are you going to go to that event in Garden Grove? That's totally going to C.O.W.!
Barack Obama promised to C.O.W.!
Barack Obama promised to C.O.W.!
C.O.W. by Chad Valancia July 2, 2009
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C.O.W.
C.O.W. by jacques gaudreau September 21, 2007
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C.O.W.
A COW is defined as a Citizen Of Watertown...A fat lazy person that collects welfare and lives off of foodstamps and mcdonalds.
C.O.W. by Not A C.O.W. July 18, 2007
C.O.W.
C.O.W
It's an abbreviation used for those lame as people who think they are cool. The acronym is Chutiya of the week.
C.O.W by Medusaisnotgay March 4, 2021
C.O.W. Team
Can of Whup-ass Team:
A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.
C.O.W. Team by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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