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Byefriend 

The person you're technically dating, but you're not ready to commit to.

Someone in your life that you can say goodbye to at anytime and feel no shame.
Friend: Hey, are you and Dave a thing now?

Me: No! He's just my byefriend
Byefriend by Rowdy369 June 13, 2017
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Your New Boyfriend 

is an arsehole...
"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend
Your New Boyfriend by sitsonatable January 27, 2021

Boyfriendish 

1) Someone who has characteristics of a boyfriend.

2) Refers to a guy whom one is dating but he has not become a boyfriend quite yet.
1) Sam is so boyfriendish.

2) Sam is just my boyfriendish, I guess.
Boyfriendish by CryinNow September 14, 2019

boyfriendaudio 

an Anonymous asmr youtuber who makes audios to comfort people (specifically females) and helps people with depression, anxiety, body image issues and many other topics
“i’m so lonely and sad”
“you should listen to boyfriendaudio”

Corona Boyfriend

Like a “holiday boyfriend” he is a temporary boyfriend. He is the only man you allow within 6 ft. of you while social distancing. As with a “holiday boyfriend”, the relationship is intense but brief. Only you don’t go to holiday events together, because you don’t go out at all.
“He was just my Corona Boyfriend, I never would have gone out with him if I’d known it would be more than 2 weeks”.
Corona Boyfriend by beckynot March 28, 2020

Festival Boyfriend 

When a girl hooks up with a guy at a music festival but only for the duration of a that festival.
She only wants him as a festival boyfriend.

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.
No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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