Buzznard

1. The act of buzzing hard on life.
2. To buzz hard on life.

Holy shit, I am buzzing hard on life. BUZZNARD...

This is buzznard.

Last night I was buzznard to the max.

We all buzznard together.

by Edgar Allen Poedunk October 16, 2018

washington buzzards

a slang term used to describe the Washington bullets/wizards franchise. It combines their new team name with the old to portray a very accurate description of the general state of the franchise.

Did you hear Lebron James dropped a triple double on the Washington Buzzards last night? They sure are pathetic!

by chrisdacraker February 23, 2010

turkey buzzard

A woman 20 years past a cougar that still likes to hunt but can't take down the prey.

Watch out for the turkey buzzards when you visit your grandma at the retirement home.

by ewm3lisa December 14, 2015

beach buzzards

A Florida name for sea gulls.

Watch out for the beach buzzards, they'll steal your fooď and shit all over you.

by River hippie April 14, 2016

Angry Buzzard

When the male is having sex with someone not so attractive or annoying, he shoves his penis in her butt then pukes on her back. She'll start flapping her arms and the two together will look like a pissed off buzzard

Dude remember that chick I left with last night? I was gonna rodeo her but instead I pulled the angry buzzard on her instead.

by sniffles 88 May 19, 2010

pussy buzzard

{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."

Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --

Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"

by PNShD August 14, 2009

buzztard

Someone who uses a lot of buzzwords to make them self sound like a leader in a field when really they have little or nothing to actually do with anything they talk about. Consultants and Marketers usually fall into this field but sometimes there are people who should know better who become this as well.

Marketing Consultant : Twitter is the world's largest bridging social-capital group in the recorded history of our species making it an evolutionary game changer. We can help synergize your existing innovations with thought leaders around the globe through our cloud based SaaS application that will guarantee a significant increase in your revenue.

Potential Customer : Wow, if I knew you were such a buzztard I would have locked the door before you arrived.

by ripsup December 22, 2010