Buttzip 

Any amount of illicit substances that one chooses to sneak into prison by way of anal storage.

Dad: “Son, I need to hit the slopes asap”
Son: “Chill pops I gotchu with that buttzip”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son”

Buttzip by Cuntrad McCrush June 26, 2018

George W. Buttwipe 

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!

George W. Buttwipe by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

buttwipe 

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe

man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe

buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

Buttnipple 

The name for a pimple on a person's butt. Making that person's butt look like a breast. Usually in the middle of the cheek. Impossible to talk about and impossible to sit on.

*John's thoughts sitting down at a restaurant during an important date*

Oh god. That is very uncomfortable. Ah. Don't make a weird face she is hot. Okay lets just hope we don't go back to her apartment. I can only imagine her face once she sees my buttnipple.

Buttnipple by thebrick916 August 18, 2013

buttdipz 

Dipping your butt in dunkaroo cream.

Last night i ate some nice buttdipz.

buttdipz by buttdipz sensei August 22, 2009

Buttwiped 

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.

“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*

Buttwiped by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021

buttnipples 

When your two butt cheeks have nipples on them.

Man, when i was doing Sara I saw she had huge buttnipples.

buttnipples by HeaftyTony April 14, 2010