Buttwiped 

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.

“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*

Buttwiped by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021

George W. Buttwipe 

Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.

Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.

His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.

Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!

George W. Buttwipe by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008

buttwipe 

buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe

man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe

dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe

man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe

buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019

Buttwiener 

1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.

He is a pain in the ass, he's such a buttwiener!!!

Buttwiener by S_R January 19, 2008

Scottish Buttpipe 

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

buttwiper by JayDub October 1, 2004

buttwipe 

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Get lost, buttwipe.'

buttwipe by kitznegari November 9, 2002