Buttwiped
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
Buttwiped by BettercallPaulMuadDib July 26, 2021
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George W. Buttwipe
Alternate spelling for the name of the 43rd President of the United States, preferred in all usages worldwide by everyone remotely familiar with the man and poised to surplant the archaic contemporary spelling in future histories. Origin unknown, though widely believed to have been coined by his mother for its obvious descriptive accuracy.
Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
Also: derogatory slang nickname used to imply that the subject has similarly inferior qualities to the namesake.
His "Mission Accomplished" speech, where he claimed premature victory in the earliest days of his war on Iraq, marked a defining moment in the presidency of George W. Buttwipe.
Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
Yo, I seen your little brother sticking crayons up his ass like he be George W. Buttwipe — no, don't taze me, bro! Ow! Ouch! I'm sorry, yo, I ain't mean it! Ow! Stop dammit I said I'm sorry! OWWWW!
George W. Buttwipe by Big Gus Dickus May 22, 2008
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buttwipe
buttwipe is an idiot or who is incredibly stupid but non vulgar and less offensive alternative to calling someone an asswipe
man you got me in trouble with the cops buttwipe
dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe
man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
dude you got you got yourself in trouble with the cops i had nothing to do with it buttwipe
man you are too selfish to take responsibility for your actions buttwipe
buttwipe by littlejimmie March 17, 2019
Buttwiener
1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.
Buttwiener by S_R January 19, 2008
Scottish Buttpipe
The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009
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