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buttpipety 

1) Ridiculous, unhelpful, mischievious or corrupt behavior.
2) Something that is bullshit, whether by being false or generally detremental.
3) Basically the kind of behavior or actions you would expect from a buttpipe or an idiot.
My mechanic tried to sell me a bunch of parts that I didn't need because he thought I wouldn't know better, man that is total buttpipety.
buttpipety by NoahD April 4, 2006
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Scottish Buttpipe 

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe
Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009
An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.
"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

buttpiper 

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".
Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper
buttpiper by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006

buttpipe shitpole 

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)
"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."
buttpipe shitpole by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009
a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.
"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."
buttpipe by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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