buttpipety

1) Ridiculous, unhelpful, mischievious or corrupt behavior.
2) Something that is bullshit, whether by being false or generally detremental.
3) Basically the kind of behavior or actions you would expect from a buttpipe or an idiot.

My mechanic tried to sell me a bunch of parts that I didn't need because he thought I wouldn't know better, man that is total buttpipety.

by NoahD April 4, 2006

Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe

Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe

by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009

buttpipe

An insultory phrase describing someone as an asshole, poop chute, assface, etc. Usually denotes extreme stupidity, retardedness, assism, and all-around shittiness.

"Don't fuckin kill me you Roman buttpipes!" cried Jesus during the crucifixion.

by DeathMonsterBloodMongerNoWarInIraq! November 21, 2004

buttpiper

One who is so full of utter bullshit, that he speaks or "pipes from his ass".

Guy#1 : Dude. I saw Angelina Jolie at the mall today. She wanted me so bad.

Guy#2 : Dude, you're such a buttpiper

by johnnyunitas January 25, 2006

buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

buttpipe

a long tube or hollow body used for inhalation of smoke, usually from burning pubic hairs in areas surrounding the anus.

"Please sanitize my buttpipe after you're finished."

by Trey Paxton December 9, 2008