Buttwork

Using your blackberry or smartphone to send or answer emails or talk while you are using the toilet. A practice done by people with office jobs.

Also known as Booty Duty.

Ever take a dump and hear typing in the stall next to you? That guys is totally doing buttwork!

by Blackncheese May 14, 2011

buttworth

Someone who is a little slow in the brain.

James: Come on guys i get it I'm special
Brett: No james you are just a little buttworth

by buttworth December 4, 2014

Buttdork

1.A person that has general funny knowledge about ones butt.
2. A person who fantasize about reading about butts.

3.A person who fantasizes about fondling butts.

By:Nathaniel Rada

Jim is a Buttdork, all he does is fantasize about butts

by Nathaniel Rada December 5, 2010

buttfork

A person too lazy and fat to get off the couch.

Justin, stop jacking off on the couch and start cleaning some stuff you buttfork.

by kornpunk[they took my name] November 10, 2008

buttworld

when your robitussin wears off in the morning and your body feels the depletion of energy.

there are 2 ways out of buttworld, sleep or more tussin.

by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006