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buttfork 

A person too lazy and fat to get off the couch.
Justin, stop jacking off on the couch and start cleaning some stuff you buttfork.
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Buttdonkey 

A person who, through their actions or attitude, resembles a donkey that resembles a butt.
Derek Jeter is a Buttdonkey
Buttdonkey by skmastaz July 17, 2005

Buttwork 

Using your blackberry or smartphone to send or answer emails or talk while you are using the toilet. A practice done by people with office jobs.

Also known as Booty Duty.
Ever take a dump and hear typing in the stall next to you? That guys is totally doing buttwork!
Buttwork by Blackncheese May 14, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026