Definitions by Noahkinseth
Mexican Sandpaper
The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.
Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.
Mexican Sandpaper by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009
Scottish Buttpipe
The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
Scottish Buttpipe by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009
Mexican Rattlesnake
When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake
Mexican Rattlesnake by Noahkinseth January 17, 2009