Buttwiener 

1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.

He is a pain in the ass, he's such a buttwiener!!!

Buttwiener by S_R January 19, 2008

Buttweiner 

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

Buttweiner by mandyman January 31, 2009

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

buttwiper by JayDub October 1, 2004

Buttweiser 

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.

Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?

Buttweiser by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004

buttwitzer 

what your ass turns into after eating hot chili sauce with dinner after rapid ascent to high altitude; high velocity turd ejection; medical condition known as HAFPT (high altitude flatulence propelled turdage). Derived from military, large bore artillery piece, the Howitzer.

That dude splashed the ceiling above the john -- buttwitzer!

buttwitzer by LevT February 3, 2004

buttweeder 

A cosmetician who specializes in completely removing hair from the pubic and butt-crack region, also known as performing a brazilian wax.

Susie prepared for her hot date with a manicure and a visit to the buttweeder.

buttweeder by Makooka December 20, 2010

Bettwieser

If you're looking this up then you know who wrote this. This is usually the last name unless the person's parents hate them more than usual. If you someone with this last name you probably think they're a cool person. If you don't, your probably right.

Person 1: "Hey Bettwieser what's good?"
Person 2 "Who are you?"

Bettwieser by Straightest_Man_Alive September 3, 2019