Definitions by JayDub
bowlwinder
A bowlwinder is a mega-turd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the Dairy Queen.
Dude, I think I'm going to be sick. I just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! I think it was staring at me.
bowlwinder by JayDub October 1, 2004
bamboozled
I told my wife not to go car shopping without me but she didn't listen. As a result, the salesman bamboozled her into buying a car she doesn't need and can't afford.
bamboozled by JayDub October 1, 2004
eargasm
Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)