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Buttwiped 

As in, “My butt’s been wiped!”

When you can’t pull it together anymore.
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *exasperated*
“My butt’s been wiped!” Been buttwiped! *excited*
Did you see Nicholas get totally “buttied” today
Buttied by Suddos ma May 26, 2021

buttized 

Baptism by fart. And/or having been farted on.
My daughter likes to climb up on people's laps and fart on them. She then laughs hysterically and says "you've" been buttized! After which you can smell the " Holy Ghost".
buttized by The Sikness September 20, 2013

Bumcited 

Adj.: A combination of the word Bummed and Excited. To be used in a situation that has an equally positive and equally negative effect.
David: Totally bumcited for hump day. The week is only half over, but two more days and its Friday.
Bumcited by DPow April 14, 2010

buttcident 

The event of surprise shitting one's self during flatulence. A butt-accident. Synonymn: Shart, Asscident (vulgar).
I think I'm going to have to leave the party, I had a buttcident while I was dancing with that sorority chick.
buttcident by Soupyjay March 23, 2017

Buttitudinal

Being like a butthead, asshole or dickhead. Any form of being a jerk is to be buttitudinal.
Craig is being very buttitudinal, he must have a stick up his ass.
Buttitudinal by kfarm January 17, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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