buttstraw 

An idiot that sucks so much ass that they need a straw.

"Refill the goddamn Brita you mannerless buttstraw."

"Bree", " Panduh"

buttstraw by yermum69 March 8, 2015

Buttstraw 

A type of Anal Play that involves the Top getting on all fours with a metal straw inserted in their Anus and the Bottom blowing air inside the Anus via the metal straw to massage the prostate until achieving orgasm.

We were gonna hook up but then she wanted to buttstraw me, so I left.

Buttstraw by HairBrain June 18, 2025

Buttscratcher 

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

Buttscrew 

Another word referring to the act of anal sex. It is commonky used by middle schoolers to talk about how cool the homosexual anal sex with their bum chum in boy scouts was.

Tim "that buttscrew i did last night with ryan was so sexy and fun"
Tyler "damn right buttscrew is only cool when its with your buddies"

Buttscrew by Flamingoat May 28, 2018

Buttshawty 

Someone with a big booty

Damn she’s Buttshawty look at her big butt

Buttshawty by Natedawg248 December 30, 2019

International Buttstretcher Day 

A holiday celebrated every August 4, enacted by cs188 in 2016. Not much is known about it, but as the day's name suggests it likely involves stretching butts.

"WOO-HOO! It's International Buttstretcher Day, ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww yeah......awww yeah......"

International Buttstretcher Day by Arrceeay June 28, 2019

Buttscratcher 

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

Buttscratcher by Chris000 January 17, 2008