Butts’d

When someone disappears and immediately saddles you with their responsibilities

Mike went to smoke and Butts’d me again

by BigSunday August 27, 2022

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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

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Butts disease

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.

"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

by Dr. Butt Observer May 9, 2019

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cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

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Botts'd

When your front line supervisor overcomplicates easy, mundane work that should be done in a reasonable amount of time, into an impossible task that cannot be finished because he likes to make you suffer for his own sick pleasure

"Well, there's a few changes..."
"But, we're almost done!?"
"You better come get new written instructions, don't plan on getting out on time."
"Man, we just got Botts'd."

by Sweetest Meat We Got June 1, 2022

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