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Butts disease 

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

Butts disease 

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.
Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
When your front line supervisor overcomplicates easy, mundane work that should be done in a reasonable amount of time, into an impossible task that cannot be finished because he likes to make you suffer for his own sick pleasure
"Well, there's a few changes..."
"But, we're almost done!?"
"You better come get new written instructions, don't plan on getting out on time."
"Man, we just got Botts'd."
A tall, lanky teenage boy for is reguarly seen with a shaved, or bald head
Yo man, you see that bald kid? Yeah bro he was a total D.butt
D.butt by Kevin bosk September 7, 2017
The act of anal sex

D-Butt stands for,Dick in the butt.
I am going to give you some D-Butt.
D-Butt by Koala princess March 10, 2016