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When your front line supervisor overcomplicates easy, mundane work that should be done in a reasonable amount of time, into an impossible task that cannot be finished because he likes to make you suffer for his own sick pleasure
"Well, there's a few changes..."
"But, we're almost done!?"
"You better come get new written instructions, don't plan on getting out on time."
"Man, we just got Botts'd."
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botts dots 

They are the raised reflectos that are on the white lines on the highway.

Botts' Dots are named after their inventor, Elbert Botts, a chemist who worked for Caltrans in the 1950s because painting the lines every year was very expensive and dangerous.
Those botts dots sure are annoying the kids are sleeping in the back seat!
botts dots by zookeeper January 22, 2005

Butts’d 

When someone disappears and immediately saddles you with their responsibilities
Mike went to smoke and Butts’d me again
Butts’d by BigSunday August 27, 2022

water bottl'd 

The act of putting in a water bottle in your ass, and/or vagina. Only point made to prove how big your holes are.
That woman just water bottl'd herself and managed to walk around.
water bottl'd by truckem September 18, 2012

Boats Docked 

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.
1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"
Boats Docked by Scalzbro October 12, 2011

Botty Dribble 

When you fart and wet poo or liquid comes out of your arse. Can also happen when your doing a poo.
Mate, get the tissues I think I just botty dribbled.
Botty Dribble by DavidJV25 May 5, 2011

Butts disease 

A rare but super contagious disease that spreads from birth.
If your parents had a butt then you unfortunately are a carrier for Butts disease.

Some symptoms include a rash and an irrational fear of the cold.
"what's this itchy rash from?"
"oh shit, I think you have butts disease!"
"damn. That explains the butt"