Buttholness 

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

Buttholness by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

buttholes 

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

buttholes by Barnaby J. July 6, 2008

blowing on buttholes 

The act of getting as close as possible to a strippers ass that when you blow on it, she can feel it. Usually followed by a giggle or confused look by the stripper.

Yo Chuck, Mike and I are gonna go blowing on buttholes tonight. You wanna roll with?

blowing on buttholes by Texas2Fists June 14, 2014

hickory smoked horse buttholes

Something great to have as an appetizer at your next dinner party.

Basically self explanatory.


Used in the episodes of Dr. Tran.

"I think you really suck and you should just like go die."

"Oh really? Well, you're a stupid little bitch."

"Umm, did anyone ever tell you you're a really BIG cockface?"

"Go eat some hickory smoked horse buttholes."

hickory smoked horse buttholes by poopy bunghole August 12, 2008

sackfull of dirty buttholes 

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.

"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes

sackfull of dirty buttholes by eric moulton March 11, 2008

buttholesfordan 

Buttholes fuel Dan, Dan lives for the hole.

Buttholesfordan

buttholesfordan by Buttholesfordan October 10, 2020

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

Connected buttholes by I got ligma December 19, 2018