buttholeness

a butthole who is acting like a butthole

Husbands tend to show their buttholeness on an every day basis.

by The Smart Wife October 09, 2010

Buttholing

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.

When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!

by DankBudz March 22, 2018

buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

by obie October 28, 2003

butthole

place for the penis to go when a girl is on her period (see also dadonkadonk)

mary was on her period, so i banged her in the butthole

by james walsh April 08, 2003

buttholes

1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.

2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.

3. The holes in butts.

I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.

by Barnaby J. July 11, 2008

Butthole

A nice alternative to asshole, when you want to say to someone that he is an asshole, but you don't want it to sound too rude or inapropriate.

-Johnny, you're an asshole.
-What! I'm an asshole?! Well, fuck you!

-Johnny, you're a butthole!
-I'm a WHAT?
-A butthole.
-Hehehe, I sure am, ain't I?

by Urban_Fellow June 02, 2007

butthole

a place to surf, naturally.

I surfed suzie's butthole.

by buzz osbourne April 29, 2003