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dos buttholios 

a mythical creature of mexican canadian decent known for its abnormally sized foot and distinct ballchinian resemblence, however unseen to the naked eye due to a patch of fur directly over the tail bone is the legendary feature from witch it draws its name, her second butthole is discretely placed right atop the seperation of the gluteus maximus muscular insertion (aka, buttcrack) and most notably she is known for her distinct symphonic gastric releases, as harmonic and enchanting as it is deadly, to this day there is only one known to be in captivity and has been given the human friendly name of jessica white to as not detour the curious from her splendor and overall gentle nature, in all dos buttholios is a creature to be respected, repopulated and maybe one day accepted into our comunity to live as one with a more intellegent and sophisticated mammal like us humans
did you hear that? sounds like two winds colliding, it's beautifull... wait! thats not the song of the forest, it's dos buttholios!!
dos buttholios by stuju666 January 26, 2011

butthoused

"we got so butthoused last night, 151 is some good shit!"
butthoused by Dirt May 17, 2003

Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018

buttholian 

A person who resides in a butthole or anus, if you will. A person who acts like where they reside.
"Stop being a buttholian"
buttholian by sunnyapes June 22, 2009

buttholish

of, relating to, resembling, or the acting thereof, of a butthole
Dude, Richie is being soooo buttholish
buttholish by KurDt February 17, 2005

butthouse 

1. Hideous

2. One who is indescribably ugly.

3. (adj) Used to describe something extreme.
1. He/She had the most butthouse face I have ever seen.
butthouse by Elmo Acacia November 8, 2009