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the buttholio 

Another term for an asshole. An assholio. Don't be an assholio.
You Buttholio!! You ate my nachos!

"The buttholio" likes to act like an asshole, he or she will do shit to piss you off.
the buttholio by Sahalee5 November 27, 2013
Someone who is a butthole but very holy at the same time.
Ex: the pope was being a huge buttholio early today.
buttholio by buttholio-creator August 26, 2013

Ze Great Buttholio 

An epithet that stems from that of the popular magician Harry Houdini (Ze Great Houdini). This comical phrase is growing in popularity on the east coast, and is most frequently employed when the speaker wants to achieve a hilarious non sequitur.
Stephen: "Hey, Fernando, have you done the math homework yet?"

Fernando: "I am Ze Great Buttholio!!"
Ze Great Buttholio by OldPossum September 24, 2011
An RFP issuer who expects turnaround over holiday weekends and in time frames that is unreasonable. Stems from a belief that being task demanding will yield better results - often, no always wrong.
Mr.K. is a Buttholio!
Buttholio by James Consultant August 31, 2006
I looked at him and he had a buttholio.
buttholio by thubmaster3000 June 26, 2023
when you intend to joke about a butt, but you don't want people thinking your weird.

someone who is trying to be funny and is being super rude, but you don't want to be rude back because you know how annoying they get when they don't get their way.
1) "that chick's buttholio doesn't look symmetrical. does she have buttholio cancer?"
2) "my neighbour never leaves me alone. what a buttholio."
buttholio by 5 fingers up my ass September 16, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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