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Clenched penis 

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
Clenched penis by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Clenched buttcheeks

Another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard.
After working long hours at his job, Michael had to stay over and work overtime. You can say he had clenched buttcheeks.

clenched dog eye 

an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
clenched dog eye by Dexter G November 20, 2009

CLENCHED PEPPER

When a female pillion passenger is riding a sports bike with a tiny rear seat she is said to be holding on with her lady parts, or with a Clenched Pepper.
Did you see the Clenched Pepper on the back of that Ducati?

Clenched Clam Chowder 

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
Clenched Clam Chowder by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021

Clenched Clam Chowder 

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
Clenched Clam Chowder by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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