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Peanut Butter Approach 

The term peanut butter approach reflects the idea that you will apply the same tactics to all aspects of a business. For instance, your business might need to cut 10% of its workforce. Under the peanut butter approach concept, you’d reduce your workforce evenly among different departments. Managers would be just as likely to be laid off as regular employees, and any department, productive or not, would lose 10% of its workers.

There are some inherent problems in the peanut butter approach if you apply the same tactics to all parts of a business. The company that simply reduces 10% of its workforce without considering that certain departments may need more workers because of greater productivity generally makes a mistake.

Another way that the peanut butter approach is mentioned in business is when companies give raises. Instead of determining raises on a merit-based system, some companies give the same raise percentage to all employees. This can have unfortunate consequences because it rewards employees that may not merit raises and at the same time may not encourage employees, who have worked very hard, to stay with a company.

It frequently is used by managers who cannot make decisions so they equally mete out criticism, punishment and/or praise to all whether it is merited or not. It is often a sign of weakness in a manager.
When looking at the budget cuts, we will apply a peanut butter approach and cut all housekeeper's hours evenly so there is no perceived favoritism. Even if we need longer hours on those shifts to clean the facilities, or those employees are better performers, it doesn't matter - we have to cut everyone exactly the same to avoid controversy.

catshit and apple butter

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

Apple Butter 

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.
Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.
Apple Butter by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

appreciation butter 

A whitish substance that spews from the penis during or after sex.

I didn't realize how much he liked it, but then I looked at my chest and it was covered in appreciation butter.
appreciation butter by Feowyn November 10, 2007

apple butter 

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.
Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.
apple butter by Jeff's Mom April 29, 2006

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!