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buttclot 

Someone who has something stuck up their ass. A real rigid person or anal retentive person. Could also be an overly religious person.
That buttclot has to wash his hands at least 20 times a day. Jim Baker was a real Buttclot!
buttclot by Mr Bentley May 31, 2007

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.
The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!
buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."
The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!
cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

buttload 

a large load, of about 108 imperial gallons (491 liters). From the middle-english 'butt' (n), which is a large cask/container used for storing liquids, esp wine
I drank a buttload last night and had to get my stomach pumped from the resulting alcohol poisoning

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.
Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"
jurassic buttload by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

buttload 

Measuring an amount of something using butts.
The size varies because there are different sizes of butts.
Student 1: How much homework do we have to do tonight?
Student 2: I don't know. Let me see. *Sits on homework* I guess a buttload of work.
buttload by pseudoworm December 5, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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