Another slang term for analsex. You basically fuck a girl up the ass so good, and so hard, she"s left feeling like it was just put through a meat grinder.
p.s.
you must have a curved dick for this to be authentic.
"Q" complained her ass felt crunched after we just got
doing the banana buttcrunch for 30 minutes straight.
Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.
buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.
verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.