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noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.
Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.
Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.
"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix
by finalphoenix October 20, 2017
Get the Poopootosis mug.1. Japanese term for calling someone an idiot/blockhead or any other variation of those words.
2. Can be used as an expression of frustration by pointing at oneself without actually referring to yourself
2. Can be used as an expression of frustration by pointing at oneself without actually referring to yourself
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
Get the Baka mug.Noun. Pathology.
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
Get the Cab Driver's Ass mug.1. The hard drive on my computer failed to run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
Get the run up mug.N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.
by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003
Get the buttload mug.Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
Get the wtfu mug.Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"
Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "
Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."
Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"
Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."
Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"
by finalphoenix April 10, 2014
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