FinalPhoenix's definitions

pwned

1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.

*JN01 just filled Foo full of holes with the pistol!
<JNO1>Hah! You just got pwned!
<Foo>... stfu

by FinalPhoenix November 19, 2003

foobar

A common term found in unix/linux/bsd program help pages as space fillers for a word.
Or, can be used as a less intense or childish form of fubar.

To run the program, simply cd to the directory you installed it in like this:
user@localhost cd foo/bar

or

The server foobared again?

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"

1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
-or-
2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
-or-
3. Bill is SO out of phase

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.

"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix

by finalphoenix October 20, 2017

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

Baka

1. Japanese term for calling someone an idiot/blockhead or any other variation of those words.
2. Can be used as an expression of frustration by pointing at oneself without actually referring to yourself

1. That baka really blew it this time
2. I lost again.. baka...

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

buttload

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003