FinalPhoenix's definitions

Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome

"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."

by finalphoenix March 10, 2014

out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"

1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
-or-
2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
-or-
3. Bill is SO out of phase

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

pwned

1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.

*JN01 just filled Foo full of holes with the pistol!
<JNO1>Hah! You just got pwned!
<Foo>... stfu

by FinalPhoenix November 19, 2003

run up

Sometimes used in place of "spin up" or "start up" Many meanings.

1. The hard drive on my computer failed to run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

level

1. Used in online RPG's and other games as a measure of a character's power.
2. Can be used by the person playing a character in a game, meaning "level up"

1. Dang.. I still need 5 more levels before I can do anything useful

2. After I level my guy, i'm quitting for the night

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

foojoo

1. Word coined in an IRC channel as a space holder for other words much as foobar is.
2. Can coupled with baka as an intense insult.

1. #foojoo is the channel to put it in, just fill it with whatever your channel really is.

2. Baka foojoo! You got us kicked out!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

n00b cannon

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)

1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004