buttclucker

Someone who talks out his or her ass

When someone tells you something just so you will leave them alone, they are a buttclucker

by big b7177 April 20, 2014

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

buttpucker

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

by Mica M December 23, 2007

buttcracker

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically

my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011