Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner'
s hair into pigtails, and proceed to have
anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of
anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching
summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch
Butt-Puss.