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Butt-Puss 

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.
"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."
Butt-Puss by facebook_user September 5, 2016
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Double-Dutch Butt-Puss 

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!

Butt Pussy 

A Butt Pussy is an bum hole for men who like to use there butt for somthing outher than pooing
John: "My Butt Pussy it so wet"

George: "You gay too? Thanks god! Now let my put my willy in your Butt Pussy"
Butt Pussy by SuperBumHoleLik October 23, 2010

Butt Pussy 

1. The other hole, and it's for men who use it for pleasure and not poop.

2. It's basically like a guy's vagina.
Shane Dawson: My butt pussy's so wet.
Butt Pussy by ShaneD_Fan October 25, 2010

Butt-Pussy

The sphincter or anus of a homosexual male.
He fucked my Butt-Pussy last night and it was good.
Butt-Pussy by Ken Hyde September 16, 2012

Butt Pussy 

What homosexuals like to call their butthole.
Someone stuck their dick in my butt pussy last night, and I found out the condom full of jizz was still in my butt.
Butt Pussy by AnonymousAndy2 October 14, 2018

butt pussy 

when a females bum becomes almost elastic and similar in width to the vagina
My wife will have a butt pussy sooner rather than later if she keeps this up
butt pussy by Mr. Brandon Pumper November 17, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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