The all-seeing, all-knowing, bottomlessly deep Facebook Friend. The iProphet is rarely speaking in plain english, and every word is said to provide insight, enlightenment, and is a catalyst for deep thought. Is aged anywhere between 15 and 23, trying to lecture grown, middle aged adults, on life from his mothers computer.
facebook_user: "Yo what up bro?"
iProphet: "Life is as hard as a diamond. But you always find its worth in the rough."
facebook_user: "Riiight. You should've hit the bar last night! There was a buy one, get one free special on domestics."
iProphet: "Nothing in this world is free, not even you and I."
facebook_user: "Okay man well uh thanks for the advice..."
iProphet: "Life is as hard as a diamond. But you always find its worth in the rough."
facebook_user: "Riiight. You should've hit the bar last night! There was a buy one, get one free special on domestics."
iProphet: "Nothing in this world is free, not even you and I."
facebook_user: "Okay man well uh thanks for the advice..."
by facebook_user September 05, 2011
by facebook_user September 05, 2016
That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls
"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."
by facebook_user December 27, 2016
by facebook_user September 05, 2016
When you fart on the couch and it seeps so deep, you sit back down again and the fumes burn the nostrils again.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
Or when you fart in your car and it doesn't air out, you get back in and get hit with a re-fart.
by facebook_user September 05, 2016