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A complete chode, someone who thinks they are cool, but really are a coward.
Person 1: That Kristen Smith girl is a real buttpuss.
Person 2: Ya she is a buttpuss, but is unaware of it.
Person 1: They never are aware that they are a buttpuss.
Buttpuss by BMO69 May 26, 2010
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Double-Dutch Butt-Puss 

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!
A rotten stinch that smells like a combo of ass and pussy
yo, them fitting rooms in burlington coat factory smell like buttussy!!
Buttussy by Jash198111 August 12, 2009

buttpiss 

1. Literally expelling urine from one's ass after having the urine injected into the anus during the act of a pistol star.
2. A specific type of diarrhea, wherein the contents of one's ass is expelled in a liquified, piss-like manner.
Paul was buttpissing all night after the girls all gave him a good pistol star.

Grant had to seriously buttpiss the morning after Joey gave him a pistol star for his birthday.
buttpiss by Lovely_Lolita September 1, 2013

Buttpussy 

Noun- A human homosexual male's anus that is frequently penetrated and enjoyed by another gay man's penis. In male homosexual couples, the anus of the "receiver."
"Franz have you been cheating, your dick smells like another man's buttpussy?"

or

"That guy is so flamboyantly gay, you know he has a really loose buttpussy."
Buttpussy by scottg427 January 9, 2009

ButtCussion 

ButtCussion: Severe fall landing directly on one's posterior axis, causing severe pain to the point of nausea - as in a "concussion of the butt." Falling and landing directly on the gluteus maximus or worse, a direct blow to the coccyx, with pain so severe that it causes concussion-like symptoms.
He jumped up into the air over the frozen swimming pool, cannonball-style with ass pointed down and knees up, thinking the ice would break and he would polar bear it but the ice did not break - Total Buttcussion!!
ButtCussion by AWarrenP November 8, 2012

buttpiss 

Diarrhea, or liquid shit that comes out of your ass. Sometimes occurs when eating Mexican food, eggs, or drinking too much whole milk. Akin to shitting a lot of Yoo-Hoo.
Holy fuckin shit dude, your mom's egg casserole gave me some SERIOUS buttpiss!!
buttpiss by bobbydone November 24, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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