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Buttpuss

A complete chode, someone who thinks they are cool, but really are a coward.
Person 1: That Kristen Smith girl is a real buttpuss.
Person 2: Ya she is a buttpuss, but is unaware of it.
Person 1: They never are aware that they are a buttpuss.
by BMO69 May 26, 2010
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Double-Dutch Butt-Puss

Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!
by FlyingDutchman666 July 20, 2016
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Buttussy

A rotten stinch that smells like a combo of ass and pussy
yo, them fitting rooms in burlington coat factory smell like buttussy!!
by Jash198111 August 12, 2009
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buttpiss

1. Literally expelling urine from one's ass after having the urine injected into the anus during the act of a pistol star.
2. A specific type of diarrhea, wherein the contents of one's ass is expelled in a liquified, piss-like manner.
Paul was buttpissing all night after the girls all gave him a good pistol star.

Grant had to seriously buttpiss the morning after Joey gave him a pistol star for his birthday.
by Lovely_Lolita September 1, 2013
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Buttpussy

Noun- A human homosexual male's anus that is frequently penetrated and enjoyed by another gay man's penis. In male homosexual couples, the anus of the "receiver."
"Franz have you been cheating, your dick smells like another man's buttpussy?"

or

"That guy is so flamboyantly gay, you know he has a really loose buttpussy."
by scottg427 January 9, 2009
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ButtCussion

ButtCussion: Severe fall landing directly on one's posterior axis, causing severe pain to the point of nausea - as in a "concussion of the butt." Falling and landing directly on the gluteus maximus or worse, a direct blow to the coccyx, with pain so severe that it causes concussion-like symptoms.
He jumped up into the air over the frozen swimming pool, cannonball-style with ass pointed down and knees up, thinking the ice would break and he would polar bear it but the ice did not break - Total Buttcussion!!
by AWarrenP November 8, 2012
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buttpiss

Diarrhea, or liquid shit that comes out of your ass. Sometimes occurs when eating Mexican food, eggs, or drinking too much whole milk. Akin to shitting a lot of Yoo-Hoo.
Holy fuckin shit dude, your mom's egg casserole gave me some SERIOUS buttpiss!!
by bobbydone November 24, 2006
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