Butt-Pump 

A person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. Never gets a head in life and never will. Just a notch above Retarded and always screwing things up no matter how many times it is explained.

Mike Loader is such a Butt-Pump...

Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...

That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!

Butt-Pump by CD nuts October 7, 2005

Butt Pump 

A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.

"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."

Butt Pump by Harvey B. January 27, 2009

Magical butt pump 

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

Magical butt pump by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

Butt Pumpkin 

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

Butt Pumpkin by Javad0g July 24, 2009

Butt pumper 

A person that blows his load into a male/female rectum

Girl 1: OH he's hot, i would let him do me
Girl 2: Yeah, But i heard he's a butt pumper
Girl 1: oh. never mind then

Butt pumper by Thats not right July 21, 2009

Butt pumping

You know the definition. Sodomy

Rogan and Crowder are insatiable when it comes to butt pumping.

Butt pumping by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

Butt Pumping by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017