A person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. Never gets a head in life and never will. Just a notch above Retarded and always screwing things up no matter how many times it is explained.
Mike Loader is such a Butt-Pump...
Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...
That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!
Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...
That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!
by CD nuts October 07, 2005
A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.
"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."
by Harvey B. January 21, 2009
by J Clayton Bearsby June 09, 2019
Wat up?
I just got a magical butt pump!
sweet!wat came out of it?
pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.
hott.
I just got a magical butt pump!
sweet!wat came out of it?
pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.
hott.
by Grant Parker April 22, 2005
by Katmeow57 March 26, 2017