Butt-Pump

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A person that will be considered a complete douche bag, walks the earth without a clue about anything. Never gets a head in life and never will. Just a notch above Retarded and always screwing things up no matter how many times it is explained.

Mike Loader is such a Butt-Pump...

Listen what this Butt-Pump did now...

That Butt-Pump did it again! I can't believe it!

Butt-Pump by CD nuts October 7, 2005

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Butt Pump

A device, generally electric powered, that assists one in excavating/evacuating feces from the rectum. Most models come with a hose and a number of adapters to fit various anal openings. Commercial Series models are found at some rest stops along Interstates to aid constipated travelers.

"All that bran got my colon pretty backed up - Damn good thing I had my Butt Pump to suck out all that hard, stuck crap."

Butt Pump by Harvey B. January 27, 2009

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Magical butt pump

one of those tubs in your but that evil spirits come out of

Wat up?

I just got a magical butt pump!

sweet!wat came out of it?

pixies,leprachauns,and the tooth fairie.

hott.

Magical butt pump by Grant Parker April 22, 2005

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Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

Butt Pumpkin by Javad0g July 24, 2009

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Butt pumper

A person that blows his load into a male/female rectum

Girl 1: OH he's hot, i would let him do me
Girl 2: Yeah, But i heard he's a butt pumper
Girl 1: oh. never mind then

Butt pumper by Thats not right July 21, 2009

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Butt pumping

You know the definition. Sodomy

Rogan and Crowder are insatiable when it comes to butt pumping.

Butt pumping by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

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Butt Pumping

The ridiculous act of drinking beer from someone's rectum; usually a dark beer.

"Look at John! He is so drunk he has resorted to butt pumping to get more beer!!"

Butt Pumping by Katmeow57 March 25, 2017

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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