3 definitions by Javad0g
The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.
Large round turds that require work and time to pass.
Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Large round turds that require work and time to pass.
Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.
Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”
Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”
{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”
{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}
by Javad0g July 24, 2009
To chat over the computer with someone in your own neighborhood instead of walking outside and having any real human contact'
"It's a beautiful day, and her house is 3 doors down.....I dunno, seems too hot and too far, I'll just cyburg her....."
Instead of walking over to the neighbor's house to chat, I'll assume the role of the "typical lazy American" and just cyburg her
Instead of walking over to the neighbor's house to chat, I'll assume the role of the "typical lazy American" and just cyburg her
by Javad0g August 3, 2009