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Butt problems 

Something bordering between diarrhea and constipation.
Butt problems by zimmygirl777 September 14, 2023

chummin' some butt prawns 

a term first used in the mobile game kitty letter, it is a term used to describe doing a job with the wrong tools.
a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."

transitive butt property 

How to tell if someone's butt is stupid.

The Transitive Butt Property clearly states that the stupidity of someone's butt is greater than or equal to the stupidity of that person's head.

stupid (butt) >or= stupid (head)

Butt Probe 

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.
Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!
Butt Probe by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

Butt Prison 

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.
Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

Butt Probing 

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
Butt Probing by Static1432 November 12, 2009