by static1432 October 23, 2009
Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Someone who wakes up in the middle of the night while staying at a guest's house and proceeds to sample all of the food in their refrigerator.
Madeleine found out that her sister Bella was a fridge whore after Bella strategically sampled all of the food in Madeleine's refrigerator and passed out on the floor in ecstacy with the door open.
by static1432 March 21, 2010
Colonel: If I were you, I certainly wouldn't go into the interview looking like that?
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
Patricia: Why, is there something wrong with my dress?
Colonel: Naw bitch, you just forgot to wipe your fried chicken lips after lunch!
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
by Static1432 October 23, 2009
Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.
Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.
by Static1432 November 17, 2009