Definitions by ert

bupkiss 

it means "nothing". zip, zilch, zero.

me: "i've got a pair of aces, what do you have?"
you: "i've got bupkiss (nothing, or a 5 of clubs and a deuce of diamonds, etc.)"

bupkiss by ert August 23, 2004

big men 

type of men bert likes

eg. bert likes big men

big men by ert April 6, 2003