bumkiss 

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

bumkiss by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

Bumkiss 

1. To press your bum against another person's lips when they are expecting your face.
2. A humorous surname.

1. He told me to close my eyes and then he bumkissed me!
2. You know that guy? Yeah, Mr. Bumkiss.

Bumkiss by Pennycook November 23, 2007

Nipple Bumkiss 

Another Name For Someone Being a "Pooty" (See Wet Blanket) or Just a Staight Ass Hole.

We Wanted To Go Out But Sally Was Too Tired, Sally Is a Nipple Bumkiss.

Nipple Bumkiss by 9Teen7D2 January 20, 2011

bupkiss 

it means "nothing". zip, zilch, zero.

me: "i've got a pair of aces, what do you have?"
you: "i've got bupkiss (nothing, or a 5 of clubs and a deuce of diamonds, etc.)"

bupkiss by ert August 23, 2004

bubkiss 

Nothing. Usally used to answer a question given by a friend. Can mean none too. Great for conversations with people who you want to confuse. Never explain the meaning to parents. Just dont.

1. John: What did you get on the assignment?
Rebecca: Bubkiss, i didn't hand it in.

2. Audri: What did she tell you?
Sean: Bubkiss

bubkiss by Maxine~! October 30, 2007

josh's dirty bum kiss 

The act of a ginger eating ass

What did u do last night

I got a josh's dirty bum kiss

josh's dirty bum kiss by Sexy fupa queen May 25, 2017

Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

Butkiss by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019