birkenshaw

Birkenshaw isn’t an opp block. People think they are bad smoking fat old zuggys in the park when in reality there all 16/17 year old kids who still kiss there mum

Lewis- you out in Birkenshaw bro
Sam-yeah I’m at birky park

Lewis-okay ill bell Dooley to drop us off a phat old shitty bag of blues

Sam-okay my g

birkenshaw by ItsunknownThomertonB January 6, 2019

birkenshlock 

Imitation alternative-health merchandise, pseudo-spiritual chochkas, and cheap novelty accessories offered at most open-air fairs and by two-bit street vendors in college towns.

It's a take-off on the classic Birkenstock shoes. The original Birkenstocks are high-quality foot-wear worth anyone's money. The fakes for $20 fall to bits in two weeks' time. By extension, any street fair has stalls of well-made goods created chiefly by local craftsmen and craftswomen, and then also those stalls offering vastly inferior import trinkets and poser products fronting to be the real deal.

"This fair used to be good, but now there are mostly fly-by-nighters trying to palm off greasy pizza and birkenshlock."

birkenshlock by focus5 June 22, 2009

birkenshocked 

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

birkenshocked by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

Burtenshaw 

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.

Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.

Burtenshaw by J4A November 28, 2018

Birkenspast 

Teenage girls/young adults who wear clothing items just because of brand status(I.e.:Birkenstocks) and wear lots of makeup. They might also use vaporizers and have douche boyfriends.

Singular
Person 1:Mark has a girlfriend, right?
Person 2:Yeah, but she is kind of Birkenspast.

Plural
Person 1:why don’t we go talk to those girls?
Person 2:Nah, they’re all Birkenspasten.

Birkenspast by Riirgaymer99 June 15, 2019

Birkenshake 

Verb: The action of shaking one's Birkenstock sandal while paused mid-stride to dislodge any small pebbles, sand, mulch or other (usually organic) material.

"Yo, wait a minute, I've got to do the birkenshake!"

Birkenshake by L. Van Dusen February 5, 2012

birkenstalker

An annoying, self-righteous hippie guy who will not stop calling you, even though you said to stop. What he doesn't understand is that just because he feels like he has great, liberating intentions, doesn't mean that you like him. His intentions may include expanding your minds together, telling you his philosophy, talking about you being a 'goddess' or something to get in your pants. Just because you have that one sari fabric sun dress does not mean you want to colonize India all over again with him and his vibes. He can't see why you don't want anymore jars of dandelions left for you on your doorstep. Because he feels he is on the purest spiritual path he thinks that that stalking behavior is part of Jah's or the Great Spirit's, or the universe's dance between men and women. He's creepy because its his "nature". May also be a megalomaniaphone about his guru who he read one book about.

Hey, want to go to the crystal shop, they are the only ones that carry that lip balm I like.

No way, you are on your own, that's where that birkenstalker works. I'll meet you at Starbucks.

Naw, you're right dude, let's skip it. He is such a megalomaniaphone at parties.

I know, but he does have that cute intellectual smokestack friend...

No way, that guy is an IntelliBruto

birkenstalker by fannyreer July 11, 2010