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Burnt Pussy 

the act of lighting your pubes on fire with a sparkler while having sex
"We tried the burnt pussy last night and now i dont have to shave tommorow!"
Burnt Pussy by Beccanator69768 March 8, 2008
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burnt pussy lips

In which you have Dry,Crusty lips,That spell like pussy.
Tyrone : Yesterday i saw my wife and WOOO! she had burnt pussy lips written all over her face.

burnt out pussy 

The name of a woman who was once attractive and hot. But in there mid 30's-40's there hotness "burns out". And with that they become fat and ugly.
Tim, " Hey! Remember Jill from highschool? Dude I got her number and I really want to.."
Joe, " Dude, no, she's a burnt out pussy, man I'm sorry."
Tim, "SHIT!"
burnt out pussy by damastermon September 8, 2009

grass burn pussy 

when a women has been around the block so many times one can refer to her vagina as having grass burns, as in the lips are so saggy they drag on the floor causing grass burns and snail tracks
dude i hit up sally last night, she gots a grass burn pussy" "dude, whatever you do, dont hit up sally, them pussy gots grass burns"
grass burn pussy by shark biter October 6, 2010

carpet burn pussy 

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

pussy burn

When you're doing someone so hard and fast that you rub the skin on your penis raw from the friction burn.
Ow, maybe I went a little too fast last night, I pussy burned my dick.
pussy burn by psycho09 May 22, 2007

pussy burn

How birth marks are formed during birth. Birth marks are caused by the mother's pussy irritating the child's skin as the child is being born, causing a permanent scar know as a birth mark.
As little Jimmy emerged from his mother's vagina, little Jimmy received severe pussy burn on his lower back in the shape of the state of Massachusetts.
pussy burn by JDBernier April 18, 2011
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