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Burnt Cookie 

Person with an unusually dark complexion.
Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?

Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.

Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.

Burnt Cookie by Rodeo Chancheo February 13, 2009

burnt cookie 

noun: a female with an STD
"I recieved my test results from the clinic today, turns out that prostitute I slept with was a burnt cookie."
burnt cookie by Gay Werewolf May 13, 2010

Burnt Fortune Cookie 

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.
Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie
Burnt Fortune Cookie by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012

Burnt white cookie

When a black person is trying/acting white
(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga
Burnt white cookie by Owe owe March 3, 2021

Burn your cookies 

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore
Burn your cookies by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

burn my cookies 

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
I love you even though you burn my cookies..
burn my cookies by angrygreg December 18, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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