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Someone, especially a female, who acts tough, hardcore or is a bitch to hide their emotional insecuries or weaknesses. Tough on the outside, soft on the inside

She always acts tough and rips into everyone else, but it doesn't take much to make her burst into tears. What a burnt cookie.

Burnt Cookie by micklemack August 4, 2011

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Burnt Cookie

Person with an unusually dark complexion.

Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?

Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.

Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.

Burnt Cookie by Rodeo Chancheo February 13, 2009

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burnt cookie

noun: a female with an STD

"I recieved my test results from the clinic today, turns out that prostitute I slept with was a burnt cookie."

burnt cookie by Gay Werewolf May 13, 2010

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Burnt Fortune Cookie

A three-some with an asian girl & 2 black guys.

Tyrone: Ey, I'm thinkin of smashin' that oriental bitch Lucy
Lamar: Damn lemme get at dat too
Tyrone: Let's make a burnt fortune cookie

Burnt Fortune Cookie by prettyflvcko November 27, 2012

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Burnt white cookie

When a black person is trying/acting white

(Burnt white cookie) Dijon: oh my God Chad you can say the N-word I don't know why these porch monkeys are being so sensitive

Chad: all right my fellow black Nigga

Burnt white cookie by Owe owe March 3, 2021

Burn your cookies

let out all your tears and cry, you fat whore

"Burn your cookies girl"

Burn your cookies by JOEMAMASFAT November 9, 2019

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burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.

I love you even though you burn my cookies..

burn my cookies by angrygreg December 18, 2013

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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