Burnie's

Burnette's vodka. If one lacks the funds to purchase a deliciuos Russian vodka like Smirnoff; Burnette's is a great altenative.

Yo, I got fucking pissed on Burnie's last night. I got three hookers, knocked over a 7/11, went home and fucked my wife, all on one pint.

by PauliePissyPants June 10, 2009

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Burnie Sander

A burnie sander is the burning piss that you get after beating off multiple times in a day or in a row. Burnie Sanders are graded on how many times you beat off.

Damb dude I just had a lvl 3 burnie sander.

by Gwynnyyy March 1, 2019

Weekend at Bernie's

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs

Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

by Gabriel Dunn March 16, 2009

Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.

"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?

by cyvais August 8, 2009

Burnie Sanders

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

“When all else fails, me and Burnie Sanders always ready to ‘socialize’” (Bernie Sanders is viewed as the ‘socialist’ of the Democratic Party)

by Orrkl21 October 11, 2020