Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.
You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.
You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.
by M-dubs June 15, 2012