burnie

To get in ones car and drive around while smoking a joint or hitting a pipe.

"Hey, Alyssa, wanna go on a burnie before we go to the zoo?"
"Sure, linzo, as long as we take the cutty roads."

by Rysser July 31, 2006

Burnie

A miniature blunt, typically half the length of an actual blunt.

Yo Clint, Lets puff a Burnie with JD, Taber and JJ before we go to work.

by Captain JJ from 208 March 20, 2009

Burnie

A person that gets wicked in the head by a child, rips open security doors and cries when asked to talk to an alpha male.

Damn that screen door is ripped and your hand can open the door... nah it just happens, it wasn't burnie.

by RockmanHammerhead October 26, 2017

Burnie

Giving a blow job with hot, spicy food in your mouth.

Sheila gave me a Burnie last night...I can still feel it!

by Kitcatcrowe December 24, 2023

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.

Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.

by jerkalert January 4, 2015

Burnie Burned

When you are utterly betrayed by one of your family members or closest friends.

I got Burnie Burned by my kids when they made me see that stupid Emoji Movie with them.

by Chris617M August 5, 2017

Burnie's

Burnette's vodka. If one lacks the funds to purchase a deliciuos Russian vodka like Smirnoff; Burnette's is a great altenative.

Yo, I got fucking pissed on Burnie's last night. I got three hookers, knocked over a 7/11, went home and fucked my wife, all on one pint.

by PauliePissyPants June 10, 2009