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A miniature blunt, typically half the length of an actual blunt.
Yo Clint, Lets puff a Burnie with JD, Taber and JJ before we go to work.
Burnie by Captain JJ from 208 March 20, 2009
A person that gets wicked in the head by a child, rips open security doors and cries when asked to talk to an alpha male.
Damn that screen door is ripped and your hand can open the door... nah it just happens, it wasn't burnie.
Burnie by RockmanHammerhead October 26, 2017
Giving a blow job with hot, spicy food in your mouth.
Sheila gave me a Burnie last night...I can still feel it!
Burnie by Kitcatcrowe December 24, 2023

Burnie Burns

Michael Justin Burns, aka "Burnie" (somehow derived from an earlier nickname "Boner"), is a director/actor known for creating the hit internet series "Red vs. Blue" and is said to have kickstarted the machinima craze. Burnie owns the production company Rooster Teeth based in Austin, Texas. Along with a brilliant mind, Burnie has an affinity for sandwiches, being a dick to his employees, killing zombies and cryogenicallly freezing bald people so he can become a black man in the future.
Burnie Burns is one of the original founders of Rooster Teeth.
Burnie Burns by jerkalert January 4, 2015

Burnie Burned 

When you are utterly betrayed by one of your family members or closest friends.
I got Burnie Burned by my kids when they made me see that stupid Emoji Movie with them.
Burnie Burned by Chris617M August 5, 2017

Burnie's 

Burnette's vodka. If one lacks the funds to purchase a deliciuos Russian vodka like Smirnoff; Burnette's is a great altenative.
Yo, I got fucking pissed on Burnie's last night. I got three hookers, knocked over a 7/11, went home and fucked my wife, all on one pint.
Burnie's by PauliePissyPants June 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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