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Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
by Xicer October 9, 2008
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Burnham Grammar School

School in burnham

home of mobsters like 78trigz (Daniel) and slough's local trapper Arul Dix

Some lengers teaches like stancheva and mr trehy

Home of b-tech johnny sins (my gray)

Full of wannabe roadmen

Shoutout to my nigga alex
Son: Im now a child rapist!

Mum: What school did you go to?

Son: Burnham Grammar School!
by Raze Buddy March 30, 2022
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Stoneleigh-Burnham

An all girls prep school in Western Massachusetts that has the usual lesbians, party girls, and preps. However Stoneleigh girls are known to be the fun party girls. Not to be compared with the prudes from Miss Halls, bitches from Westover, snobs of Miss Porter's, and skanks of Ethel Walker. Stoneleigh girls are the type of girls girls want to be and guys brag about knowing.
Salisbury Guy #1: Dude did you see that hot girl from Porter's?

Salisbury Guy #2: No, but I definetetly saw those girls from Stoneleigh-Burnham, they are always a good time!
by Carriela November 12, 2006
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Scott Burnham

White guy, 1985. Scott Burnham, 1985”
by Your Local Stickbug October 20, 2022
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Stoneleigh-Burnham

An all-girls prep school in Western Massachusetts/in the middle of nowhere/all woods. These girls in the Founder's League compare themselves with Porter's from mere envy of class, athleticism and sense. They compare themselves with Ethel Walker's to define their equivilent. Conclusion of these intensely obese "people" is that they are no better than anyone else. point.
AOF guys: "Because those Stoneleigh-Burnham girls have skirts on, legs open, with polka-dot thongs on, lets finger them. duhhhhh."
by Heven Madden February 22, 2008
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burnam smash

A ballerass overhead/volley shot that dominates in tennis matches. It's known to be unreturnable and scores like I do in a room full of hot bitches.
Oh my god... did you just see that burnam smash?!! His opponent didn't even have a chance.
by a nefarious characters June 9, 2010
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bo.burnhams.fav.wife

A lovely person on tic tok who makes bootful content
Person 1:Hey bo.burnhams.fav.wife just posted!

Person2: my phone is dead but I’m sure it’s lovely content as always
by A bootful person August 3, 2021
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