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Burnham-on-Crouch

Burnham on Crouch is a small picturesque town on the River Crouch. The town's rich history goes back in the archaeological record to the Bronze Age and is documented in the town's museum. Burnham was once part of the thriving oyster trade and some of the grand homes built by the local oyster merchants still remain. Burnham has a former WWI airfield as well as a series of WWII pill boxes along its coast line. Burnham these days is a popular sailing destination and with its picturesque views of the river and countryside walks it is very popular with walkers to. The town has several nice cafés and pubs to visit and even a art deco styled cinema.
Burnham-on-Crouch a lovely place to visit.
Burnham-on-Crouch by Einnej May 4, 2019
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Also in the dengie this one of the main parts u can go to the sea wall and look at the river crouch (where all the piss and shit goes dirty sewage water) u will find many kids down the skatepark smoking weed and some utes riding scooters it’s quite dead most people go out to sit on there ass just fuck off home u have Netflix anyways just the same as southminster it stinks off weed it’s boring u will find most crackheads at the train station
“Is that Burnham-on-Crouch”
“Yes I think so there’s a load of kids sitting at train station

“Im home
Burnham-on-Crouch by Jxy d January 1, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016