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Burnham-on-Crouch

Burnham on Crouch is a small picturesque town on the River Crouch. The town's rich history goes back in the archaeological record to the Bronze Age and is documented in the town's museum. Burnham was once part of the thriving oyster trade and some of the grand homes built by the local oyster merchants still remain. Burnham has a former WWI airfield as well as a series of WWII pill boxes along its coast line. Burnham these days is a popular sailing destination and with its picturesque views of the river and countryside walks it is very popular with walkers to. The town has several nice cafés and pubs to visit and even a art deco styled cinema.
Burnham-on-Crouch a lovely place to visit.
Burnham-on-Crouch by Einnej May 4, 2019
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Also in the dengie this one of the main parts u can go to the sea wall and look at the river crouch (where all the piss and shit goes dirty sewage water) u will find many kids down the skatepark smoking weed and some utes riding scooters it’s quite dead most people go out to sit on there ass just fuck off home u have Netflix anyways just the same as southminster it stinks off weed it’s boring u will find most crackheads at the train station
“Is that Burnham-on-Crouch”
“Yes I think so there’s a load of kids sitting at train station”

Im home
Burnham-on-Crouch by Jxy d January 1, 2019

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