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Burnham is a small town dwarfed by Slough. It's own fucking train station is in Slough. It's main shop is some small Tesco express in the "high street" ( there are about as many proper shops there as white people in Southall).

The 2 mains schools in Burnham (like the only reason ever to come here) are Burnham park academy (E Act) and Burnham Grammar school.

Burnham park academy is one of very few schools to get the inadequate rating, which is the lowest rating a school can get ( Congratulations ). I've heard many rumours of things happening in this school but I've decided not to mention them as I don't want the school to be shut down. (I'm just saying £20 gets you the volcano if you know what I mean

Then there is Burnham Grammar school. It's literally one of the only grammar schools to not get outstanding on their Ofsted report ( got fucked by Westgate )
In the early days of this school, kids would like showing their asses out in public (This is not a joke, look at the YouTube vid in the tags). So I'm not surprised. All the kids act like roadmen, home of the famous 78trigz ( Or Daniel). Has quality teachers like Mr Trehy (I wanna sit on his bald head so badly) and Mrs stancheva.
Son' I wanna be a trapper, a prostitute and a retard.

Dad: well son, I guess we are gonna go to Burnham!
by Raze Buddy March 30, 2022
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School in burnham

home of mobsters like 78trigz (Daniel) and slough's local trapper Arul Dix

Some lengers teaches like stancheva and mr trehy

Home of b-tech johnny sins (my gray)

Full of wannabe roadmen

Shoutout to my nigga alex
Son: Im now a child rapist!

Mum: What school did you go to?

Son: Burnham Grammar School!
by Raze Buddy March 30, 2022
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