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burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.
"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"
by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007
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Burgerize

To grab any shit, get it grounded, fashion into a burger and make burgers out if it.
Vegans burgerize everything.
They grab lentils, grind them, and make burgers with that shit.
It's disgusting.
by atsu March 22, 2010
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Tird Burgerler

A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
by Bingley February 18, 2008
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Butlerized

To be transformed into someone's bitch.

The process through which it happens is called butlerization.

The author is called the butlerizer.
Tom: Dude, you should gather the wood and setup the tent
Nick: No prob man
Tom: You've been butlerized
by stimpsy July 14, 2016
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Burgeristan

The United States, the land of the free and the home of the brave A BIG SIC

Synonym: Burgerstan
Never read Wikipedia. It's a forum for burgers to throw tantrums at best and a very terrifying covert Burgeristani propaganda operation at worst.
by #LGCC9CCPP August 1, 2021
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Burgertime

1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.

2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.
1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.

2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.
by PMax February 11, 2008
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burgercide

The little pieces of hamburger that fall through the grill and into the fire.
Wow look how much burgercide is left in the grill. What a waste!
by Mr Fair April 16, 2009
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