a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"
A chocolate tird was left on someone's desk.
by Matt R Goirish June 8, 2005
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a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts
juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird
by dirk rogers June 13, 2008
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On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk
by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004
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A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
by Bingley February 18, 2008
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Slang for anus because of it's usefulness in cutting tirds. See also poop cutter and shit cutter.
Look at the tird cutter on that slut!
by hotbuddha October 15, 2005
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To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework
by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
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a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece
by ace September 12, 2003
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