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tird by Matt R Goirish June 16, 2005
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tird by dirk rogers June 13, 2008
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tird by Gumba+Gumba March 21, 2004
Tird
(TIRD) "Timid Incredulous Retarded Dipwhit" means an extremely annoying, stupid, denying bastard. Someone who just abruptly infuriates you with their blatant stupidity. A waste of space.
"You absolute tird." "This tird is unbelievable."
Tird Burgerler
A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Tird Burgerler by Bingley February 18, 2008
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tird cutter by hotbuddha October 14, 2005
tird bagel
tird bagel by FUCKY THE DRUNK CLOWN February 12, 2010
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