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BurgerFit 

A badass ground meat and veggie burger that gets the pickiest of eaters to eat more vegetables.
Person 1: "Dang girl, where'd you get that booty?"
Person 2: "Thanks, I'm BurgerFit."

"My girlfriend said I needed to start eating healthier so she started making me BurgerFit burgers. They were so good, I didn't even realize I was eating vegetables!"

"The only way we get our toddler to eat vegetables is through BurgerFit."

"I needed a quick breakfast so grabbed a BurgerFit burger and ran out the door."

"My husband won't eat vegetables so I tricked him by giving him BurgerFit burgers."
BurgerFit by Amanda Bernard July 12, 2019

burgerpants 

A 19 year old who already wasted his entire life. Smokes a cigarrete. Gives horrible live advice.
bURGERPANTS!!!!!!

burgerfit 

When you order a hamburger and its awful for a variety of reasons: soggy bottom bun, crappy meat, inedible unripe tomato that you get so mad you throw a fit.
Yah, I got the Summer Seasonal burger at The Counter Burger. It was the Korean BBQ Steak burger. The meat was so tough and not seasoned at all. The bun was a gooyey mess. You could not even pick it up. It sucked so bad I threw a monster burgerfit!
burgerfit by First Drafter July 1, 2016

Burgergasm 

When some one eats a Hamburger so delicious they have an orgasm.
"That was an amazing burger. I think I just had a burgergasm."

Burgerface

reffers to the appearance of one's face after a severe beating, or other form of mutilation.
Now that's what I call a burgerface!
Burgerface by aWAKEn June 11, 2006

burgerface

Lewis 'oi look its big mac'
Katy 'wtf?'
Simon 'nah just call her burgerface'
Katy 'why?'
Oli 'coz you have a round face'
burgerface by burgerface January 12, 2008