The BumperBar is a compact, portable, modular bar system that can be easily packed and transported to any type of indoor or outdoor social gathering. The BumperBar is perfect for tailgating, picnics, concerts, boating, camping, barbecues and parties. It can also be showcased within your household and is customized to fit on standard countertops!
The BumperBar includes:
BumperBar Bar Mat
Cocktail Garnish Tray
Bar Caddy Organizer
BumperBar Napkins
The BumperBar includes:
BumperBar Bar Mat
Cocktail Garnish Tray
Bar Caddy Organizer
BumperBar Napkins
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'What? You bought that car for $2000? I would say, as a mechanic, it's only worth $200. You totally got bumberarsed, man.'
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Get the bumberarsed mug.A 2nd Lieutenant in US Armed Forces, specifically the Marine Corps. "Butterbar", a reference to the gold bar rank insignia worn on the uniform, is a term generally used in a condescending or patronizing manner towards a boot lieutanant that thinks he knows everything, yet couldn't lead the way out of his own ass with a map and flashlight.
After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.
Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.
After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.
After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.
Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.
After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.
Phrases often heard from a Butterbar:
"In my experience..."
"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)
"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)
"In my experience..."
"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)
"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)
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